He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
