I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Buhtt sex?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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