omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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