ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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