conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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