so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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