you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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