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Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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