id be glad to
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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