im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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