Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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