At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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