i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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