"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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