So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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