Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm bleeding and have questions
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