I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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