He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
