Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Randomize