Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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