Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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