chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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