My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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