i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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