He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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