He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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