i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Jerry, you need to find god
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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