Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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