Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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