i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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