I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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