I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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