That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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