well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I will be naked everywhere
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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