on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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