Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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