Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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