No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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