Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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