I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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