I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
ttyl tear gas
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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