You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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