i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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