I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
two words...techno handjob
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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