Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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