All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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