Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
