We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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