Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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