I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
