I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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