Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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