I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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