Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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